No Offense, But... You Only Care About Yourself is for the person who thinks the world revolves around them-and makes sure everyone else knows it.From the Conversation Thief who hijacks every story, to the One-Up Artist who always has it bigger, harder, or worse, to the Finale Narcissist who has to get the last word, this book hilariously exposes 37 self-absorbed red flags that make people roll their eyes and slowly back away.Inside, you'll find sharp breakdowns of each behavior: why it's a problem, the excuses people make, and how to finally stop confusing self-absorption with self-worth.This isn't about never talking about yourself-it's about learning how to stop treating every conversation like your personal spotlight. Because connection doesn't come from dominating-it comes from balancing.If people avoid asking "How are you?" because they know it'll be a 45-minute answer, this book is for you.