No Offense, But... Not Everything Is My Period is the book every woman wishes she could hand to the man in her life who thinks hormones explain everything.From the guy who asks "Are you on your period?" with a smug grin, to the one who treats every argument like a calendar event, to the self-proclaimed "hormone expert" who read one article and thinks he knows it all-this brutally funny guide breaks down 37 red flags of period-blaming behavior.Inside you'll find: The excuses men use to avoid accountability (and why they don't work).Why blaming hormones isn't clever-it's dismissive.How to finally stop treating a whole human being like a walking cycle.This isn't about biology. It's about respect. And if you already feel defensive reading this description... congratulations, this book is definitely about you.