For science teacher Baxter Plink, his grandmother's funeral was already set to be a grim affair. But he never expected the deceased to wink at him. Or for his own navel to start glowing and projecting holographic replays of his most embarrassing potential deaths for the entire congregation to see.What begins as a personal quantum catastrophe quickly goes viral, becoming a global pandemic of "Quantum Embarrassment" where everyone's deepest regrets and unfulfilled dreams are broadcast from their bellies. Now, Baxter-the unwilling patient zero of #NavelGazeGate-must team up with the "Council of Spectacular Failures," a support group for the cosmically humiliated, to unravel his grandmother's final, universe-altering message.From a city flooded with memories to a wedding crashed by a planet-sized spectral beetle, Baxter discovers that his grandmother's last experiment wasn't about physics, but about proving that love, loss, and laughter are the most powerful forces in the universe. Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, The Last Channel of Nana Quantum is a hilarious, heartfelt, and wildly imaginative story about the spectacular power of failure.