A Symphony of Farts: Philosophy Peril and Perfume by Hugo StinkwellStep aside Shakespeare-this is the true human comedy.In this absurd, grotesque, and wildly entertaining manifesto, Hugo Stinkwell explores the art, science, and philosophy of flatulence.From the thunderous echoes of the "tuba fart" to the delicate whispers of the "zephyr puff," from the peril of unexpected betrayal to the perfume that lingers long after the music ends-this book leaves no crack unexplored.Inside, you'll discover: The philosophy of when to fart (and when to hold back).The musical symphony of tones, rhythms, and accidental duets.The perilous danger zones where one toot can ruin lives.The legendary fart masters of history-from Rome to Paris to your Uncle George.And finally, a call to embrace the fart as life itself: ridiculous, tragic, glorious.Both parody and philosophy, this 18+ grotesque comedy is perfect for fans of dark humor, bathroom absurdity, and books that don't take themselves seriously-but still make you think (and laugh until it hurts).Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggles, strange looks from strangers, and suspicious noises while reading in public.