Step aside, Shakespeare. Make way, Freud.At last, the true story of humanity can be told-through the sticky, salty, gloriously green world of boogers.From the philosophy of nose picking to the fine art of rolling, flicking, and savoring, this grotesquely hilarious encyclopedia dives deep into the nostrils of history, culture, and the human soul.Inside you will discover: The secret pleasures of booger cuisine (Michelin-starred mucus, anyone?).The competitive sport of booger-ball aerodynamics.Legendary nuggets that deserve a place in the Hall of Fame.Zen lessons from the art of solitary nose mining.The futuristic vision of cyborg nostrils and Martian mucus.Hugo Stinkwell, master of absurd philosophy and grotesque comedy (The Great Encyclopedia of Poop, A Symphony of Farts), delivers another outrageous 18+ satire that will make you laugh, gag, and-perhaps-question everything you thought you knew about the human nose.This is not a book for the faint of heart. It is for the bold, the shameless, the curious.So take a deep breath. Insert finger. And turn the page.