THE REVIEWS ARE IN!"Absolute crap. Should not be read by anyone." -Janelle Swanson "The South Dakota Herald "A true hero for the raincoat crowd. Is there such a thing? No? Well, this guy sucks." -Roger Dinkins "The Christian Science Thermometer" "Seriously? What is the point of this? Who is it for? I've read Bigfoot Porn and this is just ... terrible." -Cindy Higgins "Fux News" "I'm all for freedom of speech but there are limits. There are limits." --Jeff Bogdonovich "Arizona New Times" "Can I give it no-stars? All right, I'll settle for one. Seriously, if I could give it none I absolutely would. Lowest possible recommendation." --Lisa Murkowski "New York Inquisitor"