What happens when a chaotic podcaster meets the most efficient woman alive?When meticulous curator Penny Slinger's Orchid Mantis ("The Bride") is stolen for a terrifying bioweapon, she's forced to partner with Miles Monroe, a human disaster zone.Their mission won't be saved by precision-it will be saved by catastrophic, accidental infrastructure failure.Penny relies on Miles's unique "Thermodynamic Vandalism" to generate the unpredictable variables needed to win. Their final battle with Dr. Skolops ends in a cryogenic vault when Miles accidentally ruptures a steam boiler-a perfect comic irony that secures their victory. Recognizing Miles's Improbability Drive and aptitude for Accidental Victory, Penny rejects all official offers. Their next mission-tracking illegal Singing Cicadas through the sewers-has a 40% collapse risk, but their awkward, chaotic partnership is now officially in business!