When I said "I do," I didn't realize I was also saying "I do" to a thousand pounds of hay-eating, vet-bill-generating, supplement-snorting chaos named Thunder. This is the story of what happens when you marry not just the love of your life-but her horse, too.From midnight colic emergencies to budget-busting tack purchases, from hauling hay in snowdrifts to being a "weekend widower" at horse shows, this book is a hilarious and honest field guide to life as a horse husband. Each chapter captures the comical, truth-based adventures of supporting a horse-crazy spouse-told from the sidelines with mud on my boots and hay in my pockets.You'll learn the secret language of the barn (spoiler: "quick ride" never means quick), the economics of a horse who eats better than you do, and why romance sometimes looks like thawing frozen buckets instead of candlelight dinners.But beneath the humor lies a love story-about partnership, patience, and learning to embrace the joy (and expense) that comes with four hooves in the family.