51 ways to convince your wife... or die trying!Think you can win the ultimate marital battle? Think again. In this hilarious, brutally honest guide, discover 51 'proven' techniques husbands have attempted throughout history - all doomed to fail. From nod-and-smile tactics to dramatic fake illnesses, from cunning statistics to chocolate bribes, this book is packed with sarcastic, funny, and sometimes painfully relatable strategies that prove one universal truth: you will never really convince her.Perfect for husbands, soon-to-be husbands, or anyone who enjoys a twisted look at the eternal game of love and negotiation. Prepare to laugh, groan, and accept the inevitable... with snacks.