For anyone who's ever sent an embarrassing autocorrect, gotten stuck behind a "red wave" of traffic lights, or lost a sock to the void, this book is your new best friend. Everything is Going Exactly as Wrong as Expected isn't a book about fixing your life; it's a hilarious, cynical, and surprisingly therapeutic guide to embracing the elegant chaos of Murphy's Law. Through witty chapters, relatable short stories, and a field guide to everyday failures, this book teaches you to become a "Disaster Aesthete"-someone who can find humor in the most soul-crushing of inconveniences. It's a must-read for anyone who knows that sometimes, the only way to win is to surrender to the beautiful, predictable, and perfectly wrong moments that make up modern life.