During a government shutdown, federal workers hear it all - "It must be nice having a surprise vacation!" "You'll get back pay... eventually." "You could always pick up a side hustle!" "Guess it's ramen noodle week!"Spoiler alert: none of those lines help.This tongue-in-cheek, illustrated collection captures the most creative (and cringeworthy) comments people make during a shutdown - turning everyday awkwardness into laughter and solidarity.Written from the perspective of a furloughed federal employee, WHAT NOT TO SAY DURING A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN is a humorous peek behind the bureaucracy. It's the perfect read for anyone who's ever worked for Uncle Sam, survived a shutdown, or just wondered what it's like to get "thanked for your service"... with zero paycheck attached.Inside you'll find: - Real-life "Did they really just say that?" quotes from past shutdowns- A relatable nod to every civil servant who's been through it (again)- A quick, funny read for friends, coworkers, and family who just don't get itIf laughter is the best coping mechanism, consider this your furlough survival guide.