Rise of the BastardocracyA Memoir of Accidental Power and Recreational GovernanceBook One of Jax Dart, Space Bastard Volume 3She overthrew a galactic corporation. She saved clonekind. And now? She's President. By accident.Jax Dart, foul-mouthed space pirate turned reluctant revolutionary, just wanted to retire on a beach with a cocktail and questionable company. But thanks to a viral meme campaign (thanks, Kip), she's now the freshly elected President of the Newly Independent Systems - 43 planets who collectively decided, "Eh, she'll do."Now Jax is trapped in a presidential palace made of recycled theme park rides, flanked by a cabinet of chaos: a half-feral AI clone, a nudist spiritual guru, a war criminal ex-girlfriend, and a press secretary who might be developing romantic subroutines. As interstellar politics collapse into meme warfare, clone-rights uprisings, and sentient sandwich riots, Jax has to figure out how to rule a galaxy... without accidentally destroying it.If the assassins don't get her, the paperwork will.Packed with raunchy humor, political satire, interspecies shenanigans, and found family vibes, Rise of the Bastardocracy is a laugh-out-loud, sci-fi comedy perfect for fans of The Expanse, Red Dwarf, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - if those involved more sex scandals and glitter bombs.