Step into the world where logic takes a holiday and complaints become comedy gold. From hotel guests demanding quieter oceans to diners outraged that "soup is too soupy," this hilarious collection dives deep into the wild world of customer confusion. Across 30 laugh-out-loud chapters packed with true (and truly unbelievable) moments, you'll discover: The world's funniest hotel, restaurant, and airline complaints Real quotes from baffled shoppers, diners, and vacationers Everyday entitlement taken to Olympic levels Perfect for fans of weird reviews, ridiculous logic, and real-life humor that makes you laugh and cringe at the same time, Funny Customer Complaints proves that when it comes to customer service - reality really is stranger than fiction. Because somewhere right now, someone's still asking for a refund... because the ocean was "too wet."