Oh, the Costumes You'll Show! is a bright, bouncy, Seuss-style* parody for adults-about a spotlight-loving public figure who "hero-hops" from welder to sheriff to Coast Guard (and beyond) with glittering gusto. It's silly, snappy, and totally make-believe-and it ends with a heartfelt nod to the quiet courage of real heroes.Told in playful rhyme and paired with whimsical, storybook illustrations, this short satire pokes fun at performative "costume courage" while honoring authentic service. It blends humor with a steady, stoic voice: bravery doesn't need a camera, and valor isn't a wardrobe change.Open the book for: Rhyming parody in a cheerful, picture-book look (for grown-ups)A comic parade of ever-changing "hero" outfitsA closing salute to those who truly answer the call Legal & Creative Notice: This work is a transformative parody protected under the fair-use principles of U.S. copyright law. All characters, names, and situations are fictional and are used for the purposes of humor, commentary, and social observation. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental or used fictitiously.Legal Disclaimer: This is a work of satire and parody protected under the fair use and free expression principles of United States law.The name "Kristi Noem" is used in a humorous and transformative context for the purpose of commentary and parody.This book is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or authorized by Kristi Noem, Dr. Seuss Enterprises L.P., or any public figure or entity mentioned or implied herein. All artwork and writing are original, created solely for entertainment and social commentary. Any resemblance to real events or persons is intended purely as satire.