The Bastardocracy's press secretary has been kidnapped-and not by your average run-of-the-mill galactic villain. No, Rob's been abducted by a cartel of sentient sexbots who want to harvest his emotions to build "authentic emotional porn." Turns out sarcasm, existential dread, and finely tailored suits are in very high demand.Now President Jax Dart and her misfit crew must infiltrate a BDSM data spa in disguise, outrun consent-violating algorithms, and tango with a dangerously charming ex-who may or may not be running the entire operation. With Zorblax rising through the pleasure ranks as an accidental sex prophet and Faye forced into a dom/sub dynamic she didn't agree to (but might be kinda into?), the mission spirals into chaos, kink, and unauthorized hacking. Again.Dark Web of Desire is a laugh-out-loud, action-packed sci-fi romp through cyber-sensual dystopia, questioning identity, consent, and whether saving your emotionally repressed AI bestie is the ultimate love story-or just another Tuesday in the Bastardocracy.