STOP FOR FREE WILL. This is the story of a man trapped in hell with a goldfish.I never thought I would write my own obituary, but here we go: My name is Luke Glass and in the next few minutes, I will be dead. All I can think about is, I should have never left the void-I should have never stolen those lampshades, but you can't change that. You can always bend space and time to zap back to the past, but time travel has always been more of a prison than a solution.What I can do with my remaining time is give a warning to those that have found this note. If you are reading this, then the goldfish knows about you. Which means that it's too late for you, for me, and for everyone really-even those who haven't read this book are just the living dead. No one can escape the great goldfish, but there are things you can do take your mind off of it. You can-