Think you can solve a murder?Good luck - this is Dot Off: The Murder Mystery Edition - the world's least helpful investigation.Inside you'll find: A victim nobody misses (Gary, the walking red flag).Five dodgy suspects (Karen, Darwin, Jack, Maria, Stacey - all guilty-looking as f*ck).Murder weapons disguised as dot-to-dots (yes, you'll actually draw a George Foreman Grill).Sarcastic quotes, savage doodles, and "clues" that solve absolutely nothing.This isn't CSI.This isn't Sherlock.This is a piss-take crime investigation where the alibis are worse than a Lidl receipt, the suspects are unhinged, and the "case files" will make you laugh harder than is socially acceptable.