You don't need a monument. You need a moss-blessed ripple.In this mythic, frog-rebutting guide to aging, grief, and long-term impact, Don't Listen to the Frog: Legacy helps you compost perfectionism, bless unfinished stories, and build rituals that regenerate culture-without guilt, burnout, or becoming the person who insists their legacy must be zero-waste and carved into interpretive driftwood.Through modular micro-missions, satirical Council memos, and archetypes like the Legacy Weaver and the Shame Composter, you'll learn to: Reframe aging as a regenerative ritualCompost regret and perfectionism with graceDesign emotionally intelligent legacy practicesRebut the frog voice that says "you didn't do enough"Ripple through memory, community, and mythWhether you're mentoring, grieving, or simply wondering if your weirdness mattered, this book meets you where you are-and helps you ripple greener from there.Not perfect. Not too late. Just composting and rippling.