If you've ever wanted to glow without the hangover, this book is for you. From the creators of Cheap, Easy & Wasted comes the wellness remix - Cheap, Easy & Virgin - a hilarious, health-conscious mocktail recipe book designed for real life. Each drink uses only three simple ingredients you can actually find at the corner store, and every sip has a purpose: hydration, digestion, anxiety relief, sleep, or skin glow. These mocktails aren't about restriction - they're about reclaiming your peace, your energy, and your Saturday mornings.Most mocktail books expect you to have a blender, a home bar, and a full paycheck to blow on exotic syrups. CHEV is different. It's fun, affordable, and realistic - for the girl healing, the guy chilling, or anyone just tired of overcomplicating wellness. With chapters like Detoxing the Drama, Sober But Still Hot, Fake It Till You Sip It, and Soft Life Sips, you'll find everything from post-party recovery drinks to bedtime calmers that feel like therapy in a glass.Each recipe comes with a quick, relatable backstory that feels like a conversation with your funniest friend. No guilt trips, no perfection - just cheap, easy, and genuinely good-for-you mocktails that make self-care taste like a good time. Whether you're sober-curious, taking a break from alcohol, or just want something refreshing that won't wreck your sleep, Cheap, Easy & Virgin gives you permission to enjoy yourself - without the aftermath.It's not about quitting drinking. It's about remembering you can still have fun, laugh loud, and look amazing doing it. This is your hydration era - one glass at a time.