You want the truth. These are unapologetic dad specials. Groan first, smile after. The book gives you 24 calendar days, with a few puns for each date so you can open, read, and inflict gentle pain on the room. It is clean, fast, and built for December chaos.Open today's square, drop a line, accept the eye rolls, move on. Parents use it before school, teachers use it at the bell, coworkers use it at the coffee pot. Not every punchline lands and that is the point. The miss is the laugh. By the twenty fourth you will have groaned your way through the whole season and weirdly enjoyed it.Featutes: