Have you ever found yourself standing in a forest thinking, "What if I just... stepped out of my pants and into my destiny?" No? Well, I did. And now there is a whole book about it.This is not your typical nature guide. There are no charts about tree bark. No diagrams about bird migration. Absolutely no discussion of how to identify moss scientifically (although we will discuss how to avoid sitting on it bare-bottomed).This book is about the journey of freeing your thighs, reclaiming your body from society's nonsense, and learning crucial outdoor survival lessons such as: Why the towel is your emotional support itemHow to maintain dignity while greeting fully-clothed hikersWhat to do when a mosquito chooses violenceWhy sunscreen must be applied like you are glazing a holiday hamHow a single breeze can humble your entire soulAnd yes, the chapter about letting the sun hit your boyfriend's penis is in here. It's called spiritual growth. Look it up.Whether you're curious about nude hiking, body acceptance, or just here for the stories about me screaming in the woods because a beetle made eye contact with my butt, this book has something for you.So come along, unclench your body, breathe fresh air into your lungs, and let me guide you (towel in hand) through the funniest, weirdest, most freeing wilderness adventure I accidentally turned into a lifestyle.Perfect for: People who like to laughPeople who have a buttPeople who are tired of pretending their body needs permission to existGrab your copy. Hydrate. Exfoliate. And maybe... consider nature in its original dress code.