Bad Santa GPTAn anti-Christmas fairy tale with a happy endingby K.I. SantaclausSanta Claus has had enough.The reindeer are on strike, the elves are stuck in a permanent haze of joint smoke and start-up ideologies, Mrs. Claus is cheating on him-with the Easter Bunny, of all people-and Santa himself is losing himself in alcohol, escapism, and self-pity. Christmas? A logistical nightmare and emotional burnout in a red and white coat.But when everything falls apart, something new begins: Santa falls hard - and slowly gets back up. Not as a superhuman holiday hero, but as an exhausted, vulnerable guy who has to learn to accept help, set boundaries, and redefine his role. No coke, no kitsch - just honest moments, painful realizations, and a tender spark of hope.This book is not a sugar-sweet Christmas story.It is a sarcastic, bitterly funny, and at the same time warm-hearted look at a holiday that often creates more pressure than joy. A literary ball lightning about burnout, self-discovery, union negotiations with reindeer, and the question of what Christmas really means when you remove the glitter.Perfect for anyone who loves Christmas-or sometimes hates it.An anti-Christmas fairy tale that warms the heart in the end. Without a sugar rush.