Because no one warned you that "professionalism" means pretending you're fine while muting yourself on Zoom.You got the job-now what?Welcome to the workforce: where meetings multiply, coffee disappears, and your "career plan" changes weekly.This is your brutally funny, painfully relatable survival guide for the entry-level era. It's not about mastering corporate jargon-it's about surviving burnout, bad bosses, and budget spreadsheets with your sanity (mostly) intact.Inside, you'll find: Workplace Survival Skills - How to fake confidence, survive meetings, and still sound professional in SlackCommunication Hacks - Master the fine art of "per my last email" without starting office warsMental Health at Work - Setting boundaries, fighting burnout, and remembering you're a person, not a productivity metricPaychecks & Panic - What to do when "direct deposit pending" becomes your love languageReal-Life Lessons - Navigating coworkers, self-doubt, and the occasional identity crisis with humor and gracePerfect for new grads, interns, and anyone who's ever googled "how to sound professional in an email."Because you don't need a mentor-you just need a moment to laugh at the madness.