This ain't your grandpappy's dusty-ass history book with black-and-white photos of stiff-necked generals posin' like they got a broom up their keister. Nah, this is Oni Over the Reich: Mythic Mayhem in World War II-a balls-to-the-wall explosion of red-skinned oni brutes swingin' clubs the size of fuckin' telephone poles, sly-ass kitsune foxes pullin' pranks that'd make Hitler shit his mustache, and one tough Texas sergeant named Buck Harlan who's lost in the jungle one minute and smashin' Nazis the next!Picture this, you degenerate: Pearl Harbor just got lit up like a cheap hooker's Christmas tree, and suddenly these mountain demons-seven-foot crimson monsters with horns, fangs, and a grudge bigger than my Uncle Coco's cocaine tab-are teamin' up with GIs 'cause the Japs pissed 'em off by choppin' sacred trees and servin' bad sushi. Then boom! Fox spirits with nine tails pop in, turnin' tanks into origami cranes and makin' SS officers dance the jitterbug in their underwear. And hoverin' over it all like a drunk god? Tj Takanotsume, the Scarlet Devil himself, swingin' a starfire katana hotter than a hooker's heart, chuggin' saké from a jug that never runs dry, and laughin' as he carves swastikas into King Tigers!From the blood-soaked beaches of Guadalcanal to the foxhole follies in Okinawa, from meltin' the Führer's bunker in Berlin to shieldin' a shrine from the atomic sun over Hiroshima-this book drags you through every theater of the war with oni head-butts, kitsune illusions, and enough explosions to make your balls vibrate. Buck Harlan starts as a lost sergeant dodgin' monsoons and ends up leadin' "Mythic Mayhem," a ragtag crew of demons, foxes, and jarheads who hate fascists more than bad booze.It's hilarious, it's brutal, it's got more heart than a triple-bypass-demons cryin' over lost shrines, GIs sharin' pie with horned giants under impossible cherry trees. But don't get soft on me, troop: this is war with fangs, fire, and fuck-you attitude. If you love history gettin' its ass kicked by mythology, if you wanna see Hitler dragged screamin' to hell by a starfire blade, grab this book, crack a cold one, and let the mayhem commence!