"Members of the jury, I stand before you accused of crimes I definitely committed - but have you seen my face?" The nugget? Sampled for safety.The curtains? Improved through interpretive clawing.The hairball? A modern art installation. I Ate the Evidence is what happens when cats finally tell their side of the story - in complete, dramatic, self-justifying detail. From Midnight Zoomies to the Great Litter-Box Cover-Up, every "crime" is told straight from the whiskered mouth of the culprit as they purr, plead, and incriminate the dog. Some of the shameless defendants include: