AFTER EDEN: A Mythic ParodyBy B.R. Edmunds In the beginning, there was paradise. Then came flamingo lobbyists, goat strikes, and a custody trial that split the cosmos. Adam sulks in his hut. Lilith throws demon cave parties. The serpent writes a bestselling memoir. From divine decrees to suburban collapse, this five-act epic reimagines Genesis as a cosmic comedy of bureaucracy, heartbreak, and celestial satire. Eden is gone. Legend is born.