Do you ever wonder why your social media "followers" include suspiciously attractive people from countries you've never been to, why every stranger online wants to argue with you, or why you keep refreshing notifications that don't matter? Questions That Answer Themselves is a sarcastic, brutally honest commentary on the world we've all been dragged into-where bots flirt, influencers pose, arguments erupt from nowhere, and every crisis becomes a branding opportunity. With sharp humor and deadpan cynicism, John Bailey explores: Why your follower list looks like a modeling agency with a phishing addictionWhy everyone else's life appears perfect (at least through three filters)Why comment sections turn mild opinions into flame warsWhy we treat "likes" like emotional currencyWhy bots now sound more empathetic than humansWhy disaster selfies exist (and why they must be stopped)Why we all threaten to leave social media-and absolutely never doIf you've ever looked at your feed and thought, "This cannot be real life," this book will reassure you: It isn't. And that's the joke. Smart, punchy, and just a little too true, this is the book for anyone who's tired of the circus but still can't stop watching the clowns.