There are two things Canadians do better than almost anyone else on Earth: mapping the wilderness and naming it with absolute abandon.Sure, Canada is known for vast forests, clear lakes, thawed-and-re-frozen everything, and a national commitment to apologizing even when it isn't strictly necessary. But hidden across its provinces and territories is an even greater treasure: a constellation of place names so quirky, so poetic, so unintentionally hilarious, and so deeply local that they form a national treasure map of pure personality.America gave us towns like Booger Hollow, Lizard Lick, and Big Ugly, which is impressive.But Canada?Canada quietly raises an eyebrow, sips a Tim Hortons coffee, and replies: "Cute. Let us show you Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Dildo, Punkeydoodles Corners, and Come By Chance."Canadian place names aren't just odd-they're epic, shaped by centuries of Indigenous languages, French explorers, Scottish settlers, hardy prairie ranchers, and the occasional villager who simply wanted to amuse future generations.