You might be a senior citizen if grocery shopping counts as cardio and the wildest night out ends by 7:30.In You Might Be a Senior Citizen If..., JP Collins delivers twelve sharp, laugh-out-loud clues that senior citizenship has crept up on you-whether it's your dinner plans, your pill schedule, or your newfound mastery of the online birth-year scroll.Short, witty, and delightfully relatable, this book is perfect for **gifting, sharing, or simply enjoying a good chuckle** about life's quirks as you age. You'll smile, you'll nod, and you might just wonder when you joined this exclusive-and hilarious-club.