A comic fantasy epic in the tradition of Discworld and The Hitchhiker's Guide, written for middle grade readers who love magic, monsters, and fast-paced adventures. Meet The Hoop MageGerald has one goal in life: To Become the greatest Hoop Mage of all time. The G.O.A.T. After a humiliating loss to an actual goat, Gerald is taken on a quest to become the greatest of all time by his coach and mentor, Dribbles the Dwarf. He'll face orcs, trolls, zombie potatoes, and monsters of all sizes as he is thrust into the greatest adventure of his life. But first, he'll have to learn to pass the ball. Packed with heart, humor, and one unforgettable Blort, this is the story of the Hoop Mage that dared to be more. Every hero has a beginning. This one starts with a slam.