"In the frozen depths of Antarctica, scientist Lena uncovers something impossible: a perfect, naked man trapped in 3.5-million-year-old ice. But he's no fossil-he's alive, mischievous, and claims to be... God? Beam me up to Paris for croissants and cosmic chats!What starts as a scientific anomaly explodes into a hilarious, blasphemous adventure. God (in jeans, no less) spills the beans on Moses' klutzy hike up Sinai, Jesus as a 'gentle anarchist, ' and the Pope's prostate prayers. With black humor sharper than a drill bit, this satirical tale blends theology, evolution, and éclairs into a mind-bending romp. Why does Hell feel like eternal loneliness? Why love croissants? And can faith survive a divine espresso?For fans of 'Good Omens' and 'The Hitchhiker's Guide, ' this is your highway to heavenly laughs-with a side of existential dread. Warning: May trigger the devout... or make you crave French pastries."