A raw, hilarious, dangerously relatable Caribbean memoir about loving a man you should've blocked... but didn't.Meet Marie, a Gemini woman just trying to rebuild her life after a messy separation.Enter Wayne - a June-2nd Jamaican Gemini with a badman attitude, emotional maturity of a wet coconut, and a talent for loving you the wrong way... but at the right time.He's cold until he wants you.Silent until he jealous.Sweet only when music playing.Dangerous when he talking.Human only when the clothes come off.This is not a fairytale.This is a practical survival guide for women who fall for men that feel like stress wrapped in good sex.Inside these pages, you'll find: