Being Irish in England is not just a change of address. It is a full cultural adventure involving suspicious tea, mysterious weather, endless queues, baffling accents, and the eternal question: why does nobody here know what real crisps taste like?This hilarious book captures the true experience of Irish life across the water. From the shock of discovering English rain is actually wet, to navigating supermarkets with seventeen types of milk, to the trauma of a poorly poured Guinness, it explores every triumph, challenge, and ridiculous moment an Irish person faces when settling into English life.Packed with laugh-out-loud stories, cultural truths, and the essential Irish vs English Dictionary of Survival, this book celebrates everything that makes the Irish who they are: the humour, the stubbornness, the weather resistance, the instinct to talk to strangers, and the ability to find another Irish soul in a crowd of thousands.Whether you are Irish, live with someone Irish, or have ever wondered why the Irish vanish from parties without saying goodbye, this book offers a warm, witty look at identity, belonging, and the chaos of navigating two islands separated only by a sea and entirely by temperament.A love letter to the Irish spirit and the madness of moving abroad - this is the perfect read for anyone who knows that no matter where you go, Ireland comes with you.