You've tried the plans. Counted the calories. Sworn off carbs on a Monday... and again on Tuesday. So why does weight loss still feel like a full-time job you never applied for?If you've ever: Cried in your car with drive-thru nuggetsBeen personally victimized by your stretchy pantsHad your motivation ghost you (again)Felt like one cookie undid five days of progressSworn you'd start fresh tomorrow-for the 53rd time...This book is for you.Weight Loss Is Weird is a funny, unfiltered, and refreshingly real look at the emotional side of weight loss-the side no one talks about in meal plans or macros.With wit, warmth, and zero diet-shaming, Christopher Taylor walks you through the messy, beautiful reality of change: the cravings, the guilt, the "screw it" days, and the mindset shifts that actually stick.You won't find a single green smoothie recipe here. But you will find: Relatable stories (yes, even the drive-thru ones)Practical mindset tools that work on your worst dayGentle-but-firm reframes that help you stop starting overA sense of humor about your human-ness (finally!)Permission to laugh, cry, snack, and grow-all at onceWhether you're on Day 1, Day 100, or Day "I gave up last week," this book reminds you: You're not failing. You're figuring it out. One weird, wonderful day at a time.