Ever wonder what happens when Martha Stewart meets Mean Girls in the elementary school cafeteria? Welcome to the hilariously cutthroat world of PTA motherhood-where bake sales become battlegrounds, themed spirit days require doctoral-level planning, and "volunteering" is a competitive sport with invisible scorecards.Cookies, Chaos & Competitive PTA Moms is your front-row seat to the madness, told by a mom who has mastered the smile-through-gritted-teeth comeback and turned school guilt into comedy gold. From gluten-free cupcake wars to the passive-aggressive email chains that haunt your inbox at 11 PM, this book skewers every absurd moment of modern parenting with sharp wit and zero apologies.This isn't just a joke book-it's a survival guide wrapped in sarcasm and tied with a perfectly coordinated ribbon (that you definitely didn't stress-cry over). Whether you're a PTA veteran, a bewildered newbie trying to decode pickup-line politics, or a parent who has ever been silently judged for store-bought brownies, this book will have you laughing so hard you'll forget you signed up for three committees you don't remember joining.Inside, you'll enjoy: 600 jokes, puns, and one-liners about the chaos of modern parenting in the cut-throat world of Elementary School parent politicsHilarious deep-dives into bake sales, spirit weeks, fundraisers, snack duty, and moreA comedic take on volunteering wars, passive-aggressive emails, and PTA dramaHumor that's painfully relatable, delightfully exaggerated, and shockingly accurateThe perfect gift for overworked moms, teacher-appreciation baskets, or anyone who needs a laughBehind every "I've got this!" is a woman running on cold coffee and sheer determination-and this book is here to celebrate (and laugh with) her. The humor is so bad it's brilliant, so relatable it hurts, and so absurdly on-point you'll swear the author has been reading your group texts.To see all the books available from J.L. Gee, please click on the author name above!