When the universe starts collapsing (again), The Vampire high council orders a cosmic audit. Unfortunately the job falls on Count Vincent Dreadmore, a Vampire terrified of the dark, allergic to responsibility, and prone to fainting at the sight of blood.With his chaotic companion Drusilla and a mountain of paperwork, Vincent must uncover why reality keeps breaking, and whether the culprit is divine, infernal or possibly a goat. Dark comedy, cosmic horror and red tape collide in this delightfully absurd gothic fantasy