Based off of a comic strip I created in middle school, I novelized what I could remember, and added new material. I'm warning you now, it's a whole bunch of nonsense, it's vulgar and ridiculous, but it's all in good fun, they're just jokes. In Part 2, follow Ballester's exploits when his past comes back to haunt him, learn the lore of the Scotts, and watch reality bend! Filled with strange characters, you never know what's gonna happen next!