The fate of the universe rests in the hands of a man who just wanted a lemon candy. Merih was never meant to be a hero. He wasn't even meant to be the President. He doesn't think. He doesn't plan. He is more concerned with his tie color than the apocalypse raging outside his palace.While fleeing a coup, Merih stumbles upon a secret bunker. But he doesn't find safety. He finds a glowing, ancient crystal pulsing with cosmic energy. Any rational person would step away. Merih licks it. (Because it looked like a lemon jellybean, and he has a sweet tooth).That single lick sends a signal to the edge of the cosmos. Now, ancient reptilian overlords are waking up to "Format" Earth like a corrupted hard drive. Stone guardians are clocking in for their shift after thousands of years. And Merih finds himself teleported to a Mars that looks suspiciously like a scrapyard in Detroit.His team?A panic-stricken secretary who got into the spaceship on the "intern quota."An arrogant tech-billionaire who thinks he owns the planet.And Limo: A baby T-Rex adopted from 66 million years ago, currently growing at an alarming rate.Merih has no superpowers. He has no laser gun. All he has is the sheer, unpredictable power of human incompetence... and a stale sesame bagel that might just hold the secret to the meaning of life."Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets Don't Look Up in this chaotic, darkly hilarious sci-fi satire about power, belief, and how easily the world can end when the wrong person listens to the wrong whisper."