Looking for something to read in the bathroom that isn't boring, motivational, or trying to change your life?True Idiot Stories to Read While You Poop is a humor book made for one specific moment: when you're sitting on the toilet and need something funny, stupid, and easy to read.This book is a collection of true stories, real events, dumb decisions, and absurd human behavior that will make you laugh, cringe, and seriously question humanity.No long chapters.No thinking required.No personal growth.Each story is short, ridiculous, and perfect for quick bathroom reading. You can open the book at any page, read for a minute, laugh, and move on with your life.What makes this book different?All stories are based on real, unbelievable eventsShort, easy-to-read content made for bathroom breaksDark humor, absurd situations, and human stupidityRandom facts and useless knowledge mixed in for extra chaosNo lessons, no motivation, no fake positivityThis book is perfect if you enjoy: Bathroom humor books for adultsFunny true stories and real-life failsGag gifts that actually get readOdd facts, useless knowledge, and absurd triviaShort reads you can pick up anytimeWhether you're buying this for yourself or as a gag gift, this book delivers exactly what it promises: entertainment in the bathroom.⚠️ Warning: You may laugh out loud.You may stay longer than planned.You may lose faith in humanity.This is not a self-help book.This is a humor book for adults who enjoy watching humans make terrible decisions.