A novelized retelling of the Bible's most chaotic road trip.The Israelites have left Egypt and are headed for the Promised Land-armed with miracles, manna, and absolutely no patience. What should've been an eleven-day journey turns into forty years of wandering, whining, and divine interventions.Told with wit, grit, and reverence, this retelling brings the wilderness years to life-where faith is tested, leaders are stretched thin, and even the donkeys have opinions.The road to Canaan isn't straight. But it's unforgettable.