We the People... is a hilariously raunchy, adults-only parody of your favorite childhood rhyming books-this time featuring the Founding Fathers like you've never seen them before.From George Washington's confident strut to Ben Franklin's electric charm, these patriots weren't just fighting for freedom-they were swinging it proudly. Packed with double entendres, colonial innuendos, and enough sausage jokes to make a butcher blush, this irreverent romp through revolutionary history is perfect for anyone who enjoys political satire, adult humor, and a whole lot of "liberty inches."Whether you're sipping a cold one on the Fourth of July or need a gag gift for that one friend who thinks John Hancock's signature wasn't the only thing oversized-this book delivers the laughs, rhymes, and inappropriate chuckles you didn't know your Independence Day was missing.Warning: Contains large portions of historical inaccuracy and even larger portions of American meat.