We Regret to Inform You That Rick Is Still AliveA darkly comic crime dramedy by Ritchie "Stonian" JohnstonRick Stone is having the worst year of his life.Dumped on his birthday, jobless, and permanently stoned, he's been surviving on sausage rolls, sarcasm, and the occasional pint.Then his ex shows up.Then the burner phones start ringing.Then someone tries to kill him.Turns out Rick isn't just a washed-up nobody - he's the one loose thread in a dangerous criminal network, and someone very powerful wants him gone. Now, armed with nothing but bad decisions and a few questionable friends, he's about to stumble into a game of cat-and-mouse where the rules change by the minute.Equal parts dark comedy, crime caper, and heartfelt misadventure, We Regret to Inform You That Rick Is Still Alive is for fans of In Bruges, Killing Eve, and The End of the F**ing World*.