This book is your ticket to spectacularly failing at human connection. In a world where everyone's obsessed with "networking" and "building their brand," we're here to teach you how to build a moat instead. A big, sloppy, alligator-filled moat that keeps people so far away you'll forget what small talk even sounds like. Why? Because the digital age has already done half the work for you. Between smartphones, social media, and the slow death of face-to-face conversation, we're all halfway to being hermits anyway. This book just helps you lean into it. Hard. By the time you're done, you'll be so good at alienating people, you'll have more free time than a monk in a desert cave. And trust me, that's the kind of freedom most people only dream of.Let me paint you a picture of where this all began....