The Obvious Guide to TradingBy Ardor GaudiumBuy low. Sell high.That's it. That's the book.Well... almost.If you've ever stared at a stock chart pretending to know what you're doing, or shouted "WHY IS IT DROPPING?!" at your phone, this is the book for you.Packed with 25 painfully obvious trading "tips" like Don't Panic, Trust Your Gut (Then Double-Check), and You're Not Warren Buffett (Yet) - this small, hilarious gift book delivers the kind of advice your friend gave you over drinks... but with better formatting.What You'll Find Inside: Zero charts.No real strategies.50 pages of sarcasm and simplicity.The world's most repeated advice, presented like it's sacred knowledge.This isn't a book to teach you how to trade. It's a book to laugh at the fact that you already think you know how.Whether you're a day trader, a crypto bro, or someone who "almost bought Amazon in 2002," this book makes a perfect gift, desk accessory, or passive-aggressive stocking stuffer.Important Disclaimer: This is a humor book.It is not financial advice.If you follow anything in here seriously, you may lose money, dignity, or friends.Perfect for: Finance geeksWannabe investorsGag gifts for tradersPeople who read Reddit more than earnings reportsAnyone who has ever said "I'll sell tomorrow" (and regretted it)The Obvious Guide to Trading is published by Ardor Gaudium - where humor meets the obvious.