He forgot your birthday. Again.He brought home a vacuum as a gift.He thinks "I'll do it later" counts as follow-through.Welcome to married life with a man who still doesn't get it.In this hilariously relatable collection of essays, Kitty Weiss serves up a sharp, laugh-out-loud look at the chaos, confusion, and comedy of long-term relationships. Whether it's faking surprise at your own party, finding socks in the couch cushions, or trying to decode the mysterious male brain, this book proves one thing: you're not alone - and you're not crazy.If you've ever: Bought your own birthday cakePlanned your own "surprise"Been hugged for exactly three secondsOr heard "what's wrong?" after doing the dishes yourself...This is your book.Honest, outrageous, and deeply funny, It's the Thought That He Didn't Have That Counts is perfect for every woman who's ever loved a man... and wanted to strangle him just a little.