Turns out, humanity was never alone on Earth... we were just the last to know.Dr. Maggie Truman only wanted to study genetics-not uncover a conspiracy that would shatter the world. When her research exposes three distinct human subspecies (docile Normies, power-hungry Dominus, and neurodivergent Sensoria), she realizes two horrifying truths: 1. The lizard-people conspiracy theorists were right (just ask the CEOs currently trying to terraform Earth to suit their needs).2. The "aliens" aren't invading. They've been in charge for over12,000 years.Now, with her ragtag team-a Sensoria hacker, a reluctant Dominus defector, and a barista with a knack for rebellion-Maggie must answer the question that could save or doom all life on Earth: Whose planet is this, anyway?"Earth's worst family reunion is about to go interstellar."