If you're easily offended, put this book down. Seriously. It's not for you. But if you're tired of walking on eggshells, sick of cancel culture, and ready to laugh until your liver hurts, welcome to the unfiltered comedy manifesto you didn't know you needed. In Still Not Cancelled (But Give It Time), Michael R. Eggleston takes a flame-thrower to the absurdity of modern life - roasting everything from group chats and overpriced eggs to TSA pat-downs and adult friendships held together by memes and mutual exhaustion. This isn't safe.It's not polished.And it sure as hell isn't approved by the internet's self-appointed morality committee. It's raw, brutally honest, and dangerously funny. So buckle up. Someone's gotta say what everyone's thinking...And it might as well be Michael - while he's still allowed to.