They said we had Trump Derangement Syndrome.Turns out, they're the ones infected.Welcome to 2025 - where gas stoves are sacred, oat milk is enemy propaganda, and conspiracy is a personality type.Derangement Syndrome is your wickedly funny, painfully accurate survival guide to a country caught somewhere between reality TV and religious cosplay.Inside, you'll find chapters like: No Child Left WokeThe Gospel According to MAGAThe Deep State DelusionHow to Talk to the Infected (Without Screaming)...and more.Part roast. Part rallying cry. Part therapy session for anyone who's ever lost a group chat to meme warfare.Because just because you're laughing... doesn't mean it's not terrifying.Whether you're trying to make sense of the madness or just want to know how oat milk became a threat to democracy, this is your field guide.Smart. Satirical. Unhinged (on purpose).And if Project 2025 doesn't ban it, it might just be your new favorite book.