Are you looking for a bit of bizarre in your life?Something a LITTLE different?Something a LOTTLE exciting?Oh, you are? That's great! You're in good hands. Well, technically, I'm the one in good hands... YOUR hands.If you like that, you'll love what's inside. Speaking of... The universe is in dire straits, and the answer is an idiom.Meet Freddy Lang; a dry, sociopathic journalist, navigating the universe in pursuit of miraculous idiom events and the thread that connects them. Freddy assembles an unlikely team, covers one of them in beef dripping gravy "for art", and discovers the answers he's pursuing are entwined with the foundations of language itself. Your imagination wants to set sail... Don't miss the boat!