THE SCHIPPER'S INTERNATIONAL SWEARBOOK"For when normal words fail... insult like a pro - in 100 languages."Ever wanted to tell someone off... in Finnish?Curse like a pirate in Italian?Say "f*** you" with elegance in French?Or confuse someone with the most absurd insults in 100 languages?Well, here it is: the most pointless, ridiculous, and absolutely essential book you never knew you needed.This A7-sized pocketbook ("The dimensions may not be accurate.") is your ultimate survival guide for: awkward conversationsannoying colleaguesloud neighborsstubborn in-lawspolitical speechescustomer service callsand those moments when words just... fail.What's inside?100+ ways to say "f*** you" around the worldMiddle fingers in full colorRandom rebellious pictures with zero educational valueText so small you'll need a magnifying glassCompletely AI-free (unless AI hacked it, which it probably did)⚠️ Warning: This book is not for babies, saints, sensitive souls, or corporate meetings.It is strictly intended for mature audiences aged 32 and up - ideally those with low IQ, high sarcasm, zero patience, and a massive sense of humor.Perfect gift for: Grumpy grandpasWeird friendsLonely truckersOffice rebelsDictators in training